So after last week’s “unpleasantness” with the wolves and the hot dog highway and other such insanity-fueled ramblings, I asked my most normal co-workers how I could open an article in a normal way.  After a few ideas being shot down for being too -shall we say, “hard to grasp”- I decided on having a normal conversation about fruit.  After all, the beer I’m reviewing is (spoiler alert) a fruit beer.

Let’s start with some facts.  Did you know peaches, apricots, and plums are all related? It’s entirely true.  Chiquita Banana used to be an actual anthropomorphic banana with a fruit hat before being replaced by a lady with a fruit (and not animal/people) hat.  And to settle the old debate, YES: limes, lemons, oranges, and grapefruits are all picked from the same tree at different times in the season as they ripen.  Look it up, smart guy, I didn’t.
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